parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt

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Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday

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novagasms:

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Did someone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ?

hashtagshutthefuckup:

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